People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
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Since its installation Mr. Trash Wheel has intercepted over 3 million pounds of trash, making the harbor not only cleaner and more beautiful, but also a nicer home for local wildlife as well as waterfront businesses. Four different wheels now sit in Baltimore’s rivers, and soon more will be helping clean other cities across the globe.
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“If you go to MrTrashWheel.com you can actually download a spreadsheet of every dumpster we’ve pulled out of the harbor over the past seven years, with an estimate of different types of trash that was in that dumpster,” Lindquist said. “We know that we’ve pulled out over a million styrofoam containers from the harbor, and that’s the sort of information, data and photos that we share with our elected officials to let them know just how big of a problem this is.”
They’re also hungry, with a reputation for being able to gobble up larger pieces of trash, including a guitar, a full-size beer keg and on one occasion a ball python who escaped from its owner and made a home for itself on the warm battery casing of one of the Trash Wheels. Because the Trash Wheels don’t harm animals, they’ve become a kind of refuge for creatures seeking a safe place to nest. A mother duck once laid its eggs under the conveyor belt, and fish enjoy the oxygenated water that’s created as the wheel turns in the river during the summer.”
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If you’re a city leader or official, you can adopt your own Trash Wheel at MrTrashWheel.com.
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ALRIGHT EVERYBODY TIME TO CONTACT YOUR LOCAL OFFICIALS
Terfsy McLadygirl, with her womanly girl lady proportions which only real girl ladies can have by the way, was the only one who had been able to squeeze through the ducts and make it to the upper deck, also because of her witchcraft powers which only real girl ladies can have by the way.
As she burst through the doors, witch’s hat spinning wildly, her female eyes noticed that were thirty seconds left on the ominously glowing timer.
She looked down at the manual her crewmates had given her, and feminine girl sweat began to run down her glisteningly cisgendered forehead.
There were twenty nine seconds left on the timer.
“How to Defuse A Bomb in Twenty Five Seconds”
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“…..Written by Manguy McPenisowner, professional male author man”
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yeah so Space Jam 2 wants us all to know that Wile E. Coyote was one of the War Boys hunting escaped slaves for Immortan Joe before he was recruited to play basketball mere seconds from killing himself in a spraypaint-induced high
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